"I Helped my uncle JACK Off a Horse" Hoodie
"I Helped my uncle JACK Off a Horse" Hoodie
This cozy hoodie carries a quiet, subversive charm. Clean white fleece becomes a canvas for a vintage-style back illustration: a person helping a horse with a sly caption that reads like a private joke. The design sits large on the back and a small mark rests on the left chest, giving the front a low-key, lived-in feel while the back tells the story. Wear it while running errands — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that feels like an inside laugh between friends and companions. The double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket keep you warm and hands-free. Soft, midweight fleece drapes comfortably while sturdy stitching and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean it stands up to frequent wear and washes. Let this hoodie be the slow, durable piece you reach for when you want comfort with a wink.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG print combo with optional embroidery placements (left/center chest, wrists)
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced materials; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean