{"product_id":"i-have-free-will-and-abuse-it-t-shirt","title":"I Have Free Will and Abuse It T-Shirt","description":"Crisp black script on a clean white tee — this lightweight jersey shirt carries a bold, playful edge. The hand-lettered style reads like a rebellious note scribbled in confidence: “I have free will and abuse it.” It sits flat and sharp on 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton that breathes through long days and layers easily under a jacket. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after washes; a ribbed knit collar holds its shape while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. Wear it to show a cheeky sense of humor, to spark conversation at casual meetups, or to add attitude to a relaxed weekend look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable sleeve and label printing using DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics.\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting structure.\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas \/ Fair Labor Association \u0026amp; Platinum WRAP).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47105762525321,"sku":"28167592033347330423","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":47105762558089,"sku":"22269923192412111558","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47105762590857,"sku":"24135621638971951749","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":47105762623625,"sku":"21908494357818099318","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47105762656393,"sku":"10216393057274506664","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":47105762689161,"sku":"24363525920772096203","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47105762721929,"sku":"11896950492742673027","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":47105762754697,"sku":"15609981391822414706","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47105762787465,"sku":"25242762386304675316","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47105762820233,"sku":"85147279937015127043","price":38.69,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3425\/8569\/files\/20260708125326-1f17acc0-2e08-6e18-a916-06b283a64e8e.png?v=1783515688","url":"https:\/\/getweirdclothing.com\/products\/i-have-free-will-and-abuse-it-t-shirt","provider":"Get Weird Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}